Calape-Bohol

Post Info TOPIC: Taguro's Brag "Jokes"
messy_meh

Date: Jul 3, 2008
RE: Taguro's Brag "Jokes"
Permalink   


whew taguro huh..more popular then the pope..whattah..

__________________
Taguro

Date: Jul 1, 2008
Permalink   

Taguro was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone there is to
know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, OK, Taguro how about Tom
Cruise?
Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it. So Taguro and his
boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruises door, and sure enough, Tom
Cruise, shouts, Taguro! Great to see you! You and your friend come right in and
join me for lunch!
Although impressed, Taguros boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruises
house, he tells Taguro that he thinks Taguros knowing Cruise was just lucky.
No, no, just name anyone else, Taguro says.President Bush, his boss quickly retorts.Yep, Taguro says, I know him, lets fly out to Washington. And off they go.
At the White House, Bush spots Taguro on the tour and motions him and his boss
over, saying, Taguro, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but
you and your friend come on in and lets have a cup of coffee first and catch
up.
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to Taguro, who
again implores him to name anyone else.
The Pope, his boss replies. Sure! says Taguro. Ive known the Pope a long
time. So off they fly to Rome.
Taguro and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Taguro says, This will never work. I cant catch the Popes eye among all these
people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and Ill
come out on the balcony with the Pope. And he disappears into the crowd headed
toward St. Peters.
Sure enough, half an hour later Taguro emerges with the Pope on the balcony. But
by the time Taguro returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is
surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his bosss side, Taguro asks him,
What happened?
His boss looks up and says, I was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on
the balcony and the Japanese tourist next to me asked, Whos that on the
balcony with Taguro?


__________________
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
 


Create your own FREE Forum
Report Abuse
Powered by ActiveBoard